I recently started living by myself. People say that when you start living by yourself, you discover new things about yourself, like a whole wave of realizations, deep intellectual reflections etc.
Nope. Apparently THAT isn’t going to be my thing.
I seem to have a talent in finding new ways to be a hazard. To literally the only person in the house – Me.
As always, I decided to jot down my list of ‘How To Be A Hazard. To Yourself.’
Disclaimer: Imitating instances mentioned in this post may induce some serious injuries. Do not try at home. Subject has already done that for you.
- Leave Sharp Objects Lying Around
People who know me, know that I’m hopelessly absent-minded. Below are pictures of an incident that actually occurred. Uh, yes, I have managed to become a lot more responsible after that. Uh no, it hasn’t repeated. *looking up at the sky*
Please don’t tell my mom. Thanks.
- Play ‘Live-Life-Dangerously’ Kind-of Games
Okay I really love this one game I invented.
*looks at mom’s death stare*
Okay, um, this game is not cool. I repeat. Not cool at all.
So what you have to do is try to cut vegetables with your weaker hand. You keep trying to decrease your cutting time as the days go by.
Not that I have tried doing this multiple times, of course.
Following are pictures of a random subject attempting to play the game.
(mom, I swear, that isn’t me!)
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